Aries: “wish you were gay” “to spare my pride, give your lack of interest an explanation/don’t say I’m not your type, just say I’m not your preferred sexual orientation.” Let’s be honest- if anyone is going to make a joke like this, it’s going to be an Aries. You know what you want the moment…

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