1. A tiny, beloved Harry Pothead stash, because it’s their go-to movie, so why can’t it house the ganja?
Amazon
Get it from Crafty Cassondra on Etsy for $12.
2. A set of marijuana leaf cookie cutters so they can make weed-themed brownies with or without the THC.
Amazon
Promising review: “Awesome cookie cutter! My fiancé and I used it to make cake pops.” —Amazon Customer
Get a set of three from Amazon for $5.89.
3. A “puff puff pass” ashtray, because they understand sharing is caring when it comes to marijuana usage.
Urban Outfitters
Promising review: “This ashtray is absolutely perfect in every way. The design is beautiful, it has a sturdy weight to it, and it’s big enough to hold a lot of ash.” —Olivialav1234
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10 (originally $12).
4. A vape pen with three different temperature settings to inhale their daily dose of relaxation on the go.
5. A special leaf candle so they can smell the sweet aroma of marijuana without ever having to inhale.
Etsy
Get it from Around The Home Decor on Etsy for $15.60+ (available in three scents.
6. An airtight stash jar to keep all your uncrushed herb in one place until it’s time to blaze up.
Amazon
Promising review: “Keeps my herbs fresh and that’s what I got it for. It works great, so no complaints.” —Ariel White
Get it from Amazon for $15.95 (available in four colors).
7. A personal air filter, because they love to blaze in their apartment knowing damn well they live in a smoke-free building.
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Promising review: “It’s like magic, the smoke and smell just disappear. I smoke in my room and my family has never mentioned any smell whatsoever!” —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $14.99+.
8. A cone loader so all of their joints can be packed to the rim with that reefer with little to no effort. Their depth perception is gonna be a little off, anyway.
9. A pokéball grinder to crush that bud easy-peasy. “I choose you, indica!” —Your friend, probably.
Amazon
Promising review: “Is this cute or what? Perfect little grinder. It is very easy to use and has a magnet to hold the top and bottom together. I love to cook with dried herbs and this is perfect for that. Easy to empty and clean. Perfect addition to my gadget drawer.” —jmbillet
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
10. A pack of 24K (magic) gold rolling papers, because your stoner friend is nothing but decadent.
Shine Papers
Promising review: “Nice slow burn to them, and sexy gold coloring.” —Amazon Custy
Get them from Amazon for $13.97.
11. A pack of smell-proof bags to keep all of their crushed bud in when they’re on the way to that party.
12. A microfiber blanket they can get all cozy with after they eat a whole pack of Oreos. Those munchies, man.
13. A bread loaf pillow to cuddle while they have the best weed-induced nap of their life.
Amazon
Promising review: “Adorable plush! I bought it for a friend and she loved it!. It has a little band across the bottom of the plush. It can be used to hold small things. Can also be used as a bracelet, if you’re into that kind of stuff.” —Quillian H.
Get it from Amazon for $19.12.
14. A pair of polarized sunnies, because their eyes are always soooo bloodshot.
Amazon
15. A champagne bong so they can get high all through the new year.
Daily High Club
Get it from Daily High Club for $19.99.
16. A magical unicorn ashtray that’ll probably be the source of all their weird ganja conspiracy theories.
17. A lava lamp they can stare at for minutes at a time while they’re puff-puff-passing.
Amazon
Promising review: “It is perfection. I am going to purchase a second so I will have a matching set of silver glitter lamps. I like the fact it is by the original lava lamp makers, and the shape is classic. These are so beautiful and relaxing. I am a very pleased customer.” —kd
Get it from Amazon for $37.99 (available in two colors and two sizes).
18. A debowler ashtray to clean their messy-ass bowl out, because it’s been weeks and hits are supposed to be smooth, damnit!
19. A good ol’ snuggie so their arms are free to hit the blunt while staying nice and comfy.
Amazon
Promising review: “Pockets! It’s got pockets! And it’s warm and snuggle. Tank, the little dog immediately fell in love with it too.” —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
20. An ankle bracelet pipe because they’re absolutely gonna love sneaking weed into places they really shouldn’t.
Daily High Club
Get it from Daily High Club for $8.99 (available in three colors).
21. A bottle of ~hemp~ seed oil lotion to keep their dry hands moisturized after rolling the doobie.
Amazon
Promising review: “I have been buying Hempz for years and absolutely love it. My skin can be dry since I have gotten older, so I use lotion every day. My feet and hands used to crack, but when I use Hempz I don’t have any dry skin problems.” —Frostie Sue
Get it from Amazon for $12.30.
22. A pair of leafy socks so their feet can be warm while smoking a blunt.
Amazon
Promising review: “These are perfect. I wore a pair in the Seattle airport and got compliments all through TSA lol. Easy to see pattern, comfy, fits well, decent quality. Very happy with this purchase.” —Chelsea Taylor
Get a five-pack from Amazon for $13.56.
23. A rolling tray bundle to perfect their joints, because you’ve been teaching them how to roll for a while but they never learn.
Amazon
Includes a rolling tray, an eco-plastic roller, and king-sized rolling papers.
Promising review: “It comes to no surprise that Raw has created the perfect beginner setup for rolling papers. It’s appropriately sized, is made of quality material, and has an authentic look to it. Simply said, this is great for the newbies and veterans alike.” —Zavage
Get it from Amazon for $11.27.
24. A sterling silver Mary Jane necklace so they can elegantly proclaim their adoration for their favorite substance. People probably won’t even notice it’s in the shape of a leaf, anyway.
Urban Outfitters
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $45.
25. A set of “best buds” keychains to show them that you are going to best friends forever like Cheech and Chong or Harold and Kumar.
Amazon
Promising review: “It’s super cute and durable. I can’t wait to give the other half to my bff.” —Chealsea Smith
Get them from Amazon for $13.95 (available in two colors)
26. And a box of gourmet cupcakes, because that’s the only thing that’ll satisfy their stoner appetite.
Bake Me A Wish
They’ll receive a package of a dozen cupcakes with flavors like apple crumb, fudgy white rosette, chocolate crumb, cookie dough, peanut butter cup, red velvet, carrot, confetti, coconut cream, vanilla cream, strawberry cream, and chocolate cream.
Get it from Bake Me A Wish for $39.95 a box.
Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.
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